We’ve all heard the clichés. African men have the longest pen*ses.

“Asian men are tiny and European men have nothing to be particularly proud of either”.

Well the research is in, and there is a definitive answer. So how do Puerto Ricans rank globally?

The truth is laid bare in this List of average lengths:

GROUP #1 (3.8-4.6 inches)

China, 4.3″
India, 4″
Indonesia, 4.6″
Iran, 4.6″
Iraq, 4.5″
Japan, 4.3″
Korea (N), 3.8″
Korea (S), 4.3′
Malaysia, 4..4″
Philippines, 4.2″
Singapore, 4.5″
Taiwan, 4.2′
Thailand, 4″
Vietnam, 4.5″

GROUP #2 (4.7-5.5 inches)

Afghanistan, 5.3″
Algeria, 5,5″
Australia, 5.2″
Canada. 5.5″
Ethiopia, 5.3″
Finland, 5.4″
Greenland 5.4″
Ireland. 5″
Mongolia, 5.0″
New Zealand. 5.5
Pakistan, 4.8″
Portugal, 5.2″
Romania, 4.9″
Russia, 5.2″
Spain. 5.5″
Turkey, 5.5″
Ukraine, 5.5″
United Kingdom, 5.5″
United States, 5.1″

GROUP #3 (5.6-6.2 inches)

Argentina, 5,8′
Austria 5.6″
Belgium. 6.2″
Belize, 6.2″
Bulgaria, 5.9″
Chile, 5.3″
Costa Rica, 5.9″
Croatia, 5.8″
Cuba, 6.2″
Denmark, 6″
Dom, Rep, 6.2″
Egypt, 6.2″
France, 5.7″
Germany. 5.7″
Greece, 5.8″
Guatemala, 6.1″
Honduras, 5.9″
Leland, 5.7″
Israel, 5.6″
Italy, 6.2″
Mexico. 5.9″
Morocco, 5.9″
Netherlands, 6.2″
Nicaragua, 6″
Nigeria, 6″
Norway, 5.6″
Poland 5.6″
South Africa, 6″
Sweden, 5.8″
Switzerland, 5.6″
Zimbabwe, 6.1″

GROUP #4 (6.3-7.1 inches)

Bolivia, 6.5″
Brazil, 6.3″
Colombia, 6.7″
Congo, 7.1″
Czech Rep, 6.3″
Ecuador, 6.9″
Ghana, 6.8″
Haiti. 6.3″
Hungary, 6.5″
Jamaica, 6.4″
Lebanon, 6.6″
Panama. 6.4″
Peru, 6.3″
•Puerto Rico, 6.3″
Sudan, 6.4″
Venezuela, 6.7″

This global survey of pen*s size was conducted by the University of Ulster-Northern Ireland to find out if there was any truth to the myths, and it discovered generally speaking, that Puerto Rican men in general are well endowed.